teacher v.s. student
a th grade teacher starts her class studiying marine biology and she says i want to disspel all the myths about marine biology. well when she gets to the whale she it is physicly imposible for a whale to swallow a human. and a little girl in the back starts thinking well thats a problem for me because i'm a christianin the bible it says that jonah was swollod by a whale. so she lets the teacher finish and she says again it is physicly imposible for a whale to swallow a human. and the girl raises her hand and says well the bible says jonah was swollod by a whale and the teacher repeats it is physicly imposible for a whale to swallow a human. and the the girl says but what about jonah. now geting mad the teacher says again it is physicly imposible for a whale to swallow a human. and the girl thinks for a minute and says well when i get to heaven i'm gonna ask him. and the teacher trying to be smart says well what if jonah did not go to heaven. the little girl thinks again and says. WELL THEN YOU CAN ASK HIM. :)
I herd this at recreate new york the pastor of the largest church in the citys said it while he was talking everyone liked the it my pastor told it sunday even though it had nothing to do with his sermon. :)
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